Ok so when we last left off, Diamond and I were headed to my
girl Josie’s spot until the New Year or I landed that dream job and could
afford my own space. Hmm or so I thought!
But we all know that two women can’t live in the same space for more
than 30 days…so anyhoo here’s what happened.
So this snippet of a man I’ll call him Lenny to protect the
guilty. Was my car driver and friend he picked me up took me to Josie’s helped me rent a car with an out of state
license which in Georgia for some reason you almost need the state congress to
pass an act on your behalf! (OK so who was visiting an acted that big a fool
where black folks can’t now rent a car??? Who did it?) O oh yeah where was I …
so he rents a car for me in his name and next thing I know Josie is tryna take
over!! She took off in the car making me
miss my interview!! Where did she go you ask??? To the all important space of
the GYM?! WTH??? I was so pissed but yea free rent …free rent …and after
calling Lenny I made it to the airport just fine to catch the next flight to
Jacksonville …yep I had what I thought was a lock interview with the 3rd
largest supermarket chain in the southeast.
TOUCHDOWN!! I’m in Jacksonville the company that I am
interviewing with rented me a drop top Bentley for the day so yea I’m floating
thinking I”VE GOT THIS JOB! Until the President and Vice President of the
company walk out and I can see by the look on his face that he didn’t Google me
his self and that the VP and Recruiter forgot to tell him that I was
black! Because even though I was the
only person in the waiting room he was looking around as if he expected someone
else! On the inside I was LMAO!! On the
outside I was as cool as could be. The
interview was AWESOME! They had me in there for like 4 hours!! We drove over to
a few of the stores to meet potential “brand ambassadors”. They then had me
swing by a couple of those executive apartment places to “pick out” where I
wanted to live I was hecka juiced. So I leave Jacksonville pretty darned
excited about my future.
Meanwhile back in Atlanta, Josie has gone through all of my
things and a few pairs of my underwear have gone missing. My Doggy Diva is
acting strange won’t come out of her crate if you paid her to ! I am like WTH??
Is going on ?